Quoting Jack Handy -"If a kid asks where the rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
So New Yorkers, what the hell did you do? Just look at that radar picture. It's got some sort of creepy yellow eye in the center of today's storm. That is just freaky.
Saw a HUGE metal garage covering laying on 13th St. between 1st Ave. and A as if some Transformer just left an aluminum banana peel on the sidewalk. And a giant light had smashed into the sidewalk in Columbus Circle the night before - luckily no one hurt. It's crazy weather out there. Hold on to Toto 'cause I think it's trying to move us to Kansas.
Must be something you did.
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